Turning your ship with the bulk to the direction your falling to increase your surface area and slow your descent is somehow impressive. As is memorising the name of a single drink quickly.
Captaincy is a lot like monarchy, it can only be passed through direct blood lines.
You can be a legal pirate. It’s totaly legit, she even has a letter saying it so it must be true.
In the future computers are psychich and your vague search term will give you highly specific results tailored for your individual needs. Also, weirdly invasive holograms.
This main chracter wouldn’t know heterosexuality if it came up and beat her with a stick.