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(Source: scootiemccall, via signechan)
Turning your ship with the bulk to the direction your falling to increase your surface area and slow your descent is somehow impressive. As is memorising the name of a single drink quickly.
Captaincy is a lot like monarchy, it can only be passed through direct blood lines.
You can be a legal pirate. It’s totaly legit, she even has a letter saying it so it must be true.
In the future computers are psychich and your vague search term will give you highly specific results tailored for your individual needs. Also, weirdly invasive holograms.
This main chracter wouldn’t know heterosexuality if it came up and beat her with a stick.
Things I learnt from Rinne no Lagrange episode 1.
1. Everyone called Madoka is some kind of magical girl.
2. A stranger steals your clothes while you’re in the sea it’s becasue they’re awesome and you should totaly be their friend.
3. Demanding your cousin drop her underwear is acceptable.
4. Touching robots induces emo.
5. Wanting to show an alien your city - totaly legit reason to ‘bond your heart’ to a robot.
Things I learnt from Senki Zesshou symphogear episode 1
1. Shouting “Don’t die” is a surprisingly effective way to keep people alive.
2. Song is an effective weapon, though sometimes it does cause the singer to explode.
3. Girls boarding schools make the girls share beds.
4. During transformation sequences, magical girls really are just stood there naked.